Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Run Run Rudolph

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose. I know a few guys in South Buffalo with similar features but theres isn't a genetic abnormality as much as it is the result of staying out too late, too often.

All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names. Who would have known reindeer were so pretentious and stuck up?

They never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games. What exactly are these "reindeer games?" How do we even know it was in Rudolph's best interest to partake in them in the first place?

Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say,"Rudolph with your nose so bright. Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?" "Then all the reindeer loved him."Key word being THEN. So if it wasn't for some fluke in the weather, Rudolph would have continued to have been shunned and ostracized by his peers over something he had no control over? With all due respect to Santa, if I was Rudolph, I would have told him and the ungrateful reindeer to go piss off. He didn't need their social acceptance anyway.

I was actually just looking for a nice segway to play this song. You hear the same 25 Christmas songs on Buffalo radio but for some reason you never hear this one. Until now...

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