Greetings from Afghanistan:
I'm over here dodging bullets so that you can be safe back in the U.S. If you need any assistance, I have a staff of political muskrats back home that you pay $6.5 million dollars a year to get things done in Washington.
2010 is going to be a great year for the Western NY area. I'm going to create thousands of jobs. If you're related to me, you might even get one. You and your families can also come down to Welfare Beach at the foot of Fuhrmann Blvd. One of these years, you might even be able to go in the water. Bass Pro will be making a major announcement in 2010. They will be opening a Kiosk next to the McKinley Mall food court. Oh yeah. I almost forgot... Peace Bridge Expansion. We got that too. We'll be expanding the amount of time it takes for you to get to and from Canada because we haven't made any of the proposed changes we promised involving the bridge. Actually, it might not be too long of a wait. Since we created the enhanced licenses as another hidden tax on you, nobody purchased them. So who's going to Canada anyway? Have a great new year and please remember our troops.
Warmest Regards,
Brian
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