Hop on the Bus Gus

The NFTA paid a consultant a great deal of money to tell them they need to have more routes in the city (where people can't afford cars) and less routes in the suburbs(where everybody drives a minivan). Wow. I would have told them that for free. They're also talking about extending the metro rail system, but say it will take at least another decade to get moving on that. I'm sure the 5 or 6 people left in Western NY in 10 years will appreciate the easier commute to work. So... just slip out the back, Jack. Make a new plan, Stan. You don't need to be coy, Roy. You just listen to me. Hop on the bus Gus. You don't need to discuss much. Just drop off the key, Lee. And get yourself free...
NFTA weighs simplifying fares to lure passengers : Home: The Buffalo News