Saturday, September 11, 2010

The rooster's picks

I met with the S. Buffalo rooster around midnight the other night on the brakewall, directly underneath the Peace Bridge. He gave me some information from city hall as well as some expensive Cuban cigars.

He predicts the Philadelphia Phillies winning the World Series next month. (I'll never forget the catch Pete Rose made when Johnny Bench bobbled the foul ball in the 1980 World Series.)

The rooster also has the Baltimore Ravens defeating the Green Bay Packers 23-17 in the Super Bowl. With the lockout looming, it could be the last pro game we see for awhile. There you have it. Go to Vegas and put the mortgage on Baltimore, and not the Baltimore Colts.

You heard it here I implore, quoth the raven, "Nevermore."

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