Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Oprah's half sister

When a long lost relative appears to the rich and famous, did you ever notice it is always the regular person who makes the revelation and not the celebrity? First, we had the guy in Ghana who proved he was President Obama's half brother. Now, this woman from Milwaukee has introduced herself as Oprah Winfrey's half sister.

If you or I had a long lost half sibling, he'd probably end up being an assistant manager at Delta Sonic. Hey, Oprah. I love your show. I'm your half sister. I need a loan. Can I have "half" your money?

Wait a minute. I have to go. I think I may have found proof I'm Todd Bridges' half-brother...


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