Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Baby alligator found on Lockwood Ave.; long neck goose and unicorn still at large

WIVB reports that a baby alligator was seized from a home on Lockwood Avenue today by the SPCA. No big surprise there. It would have been news if they raided an apartment on Lockwood and didn't find an exotic pet, marijuana plants, meth lab,etc.

I think they should set aside one day a year where anyone can go and dump their exotic pets off at Tifft Farms with no questions asked. Forget deer and birds, why not make it a true place for adventure? No word yet on who tipped the SBCA off, but we're pretty sure the word "babydaddy" was used at some point during the investigation...

Baby alligator seized from Buffalo home:

Hey Lord,'

'I've got green alligators and long-necked geese,
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees.
Some cats and rats and elephants, but Lord, I'm so forlorn,
I just can't find no unicorns!'


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