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If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself. California construction worker Gary Brooks Faulkner takes this old adage one step further in his attempt to single handily capture Osama bin Laden. They should hire him, as it appears as though the government isn't too concerned about catching the worst mass terrorist of our generation. Faulkner shouldn't spend a day in prison if he is deemed sane. He should be given a medal. I've said it before. Give me a case of beer and 20 guys from Hopper's collecting disability and we could find this guy in two weeks.

Faulkner's way off, though. My intelligence sources tell me bin Laden is hiding out just north of South Buffalo's lawless tribal region (formerly known as Babcock).
Gary Brooks Faulkner: Would-Be Osama bin Laden Beheader


When they make the made for TV movie, they should have this guy play the would be Rambo...

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