Wednesday, June 23, 2010

The cause of the earthquake

A local cleric has come out with the cause of today's earthquake. Believe it or not, it had nothing to do with the fault lines going through Quebec. According to Sheik Yassar O'Reilly Rodriguez, it was God's angry response to all of the unappealing women he has seen lately leaving Seneca Street bars dressed in belly shirts and Daisy Duke shorts...

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