Monday, October 29, 2012

Important news conference


After several lengthy meetings, Mayor Byron Brown has announced that Halloween may be postponed due to Hurricane Sandy.

Seriously, this is probably the most important thing this man has done all week. It's too bad, because I was going to walk around in an empty suit and dress up as him this year. Has anyone explained to this Steve Urkell-looking dufus that Halloween is not a public holiday and has nothing to do with government? There are no jobs in the region, five people a night are getting shot on the East side, our public schools are in chaos, and this bozo is making announcements about trick-or-treating?

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