Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Class, can someone give me an example of irony?

Lackawanna police rounded up 150 sheep and goats that escaped from the new Ridge Rd. slaughterhouse. The animals would probably have suffered a better fate had they been allowed to run free to the nearby Tifft Farms Nature Preserve. The sheep were said to be trying to join their likeminded relatives in voting for Andrew Cuomo and Tim "Little Antoine" Kennedy...

The roundup was finished early this morning, but it wasn't the usual suspects Lackawanna police targeted.

An estimated 150 sheep and goats, as well as a couple of cows, escaped late Tuesday night from the Lackawanna Halal Market on Ridge Road, where animals are slaughtered according to Islamic tradition.

Police were notified shortly before 11 p.m. about loose animals near the market, Capt. Joseph Leo said. Officers found the sheep and goats roaming west along Ridge Road; one of the cows was stuck in a fenced-in area.Lackawanna police round up sheep, goats escaped from slaughterhouse - Lackawanna - The Buffalo News

So to recap, the Lackawanna police were credited with saving the lives of the 150 animals who were then immediately led to slaughter. Can you run that by me again?...


  1. Mike,

    Could you please stop supporting us!!! Anytime you support someone for election they lose. Next time support who you don't want to win.


    Mickey Kearns, Jack Quinn, and Carl Paladino

  2. Anonymous coward,

    Did it ever occur to you that Jack Quinn and Carl Paladino were Republicans running in overwhelmingly Democratic districts? And that Mickey Kearns was an underfunded challenger to one of your special interest, incumbent friends? I had about as much to do with these people losing as clowns like you had to do with their opponents winning. By the way, thank you for reading my blog daily.

    Let me give you a nickels worth of free advice. Keep your boy Kennedy away from all TV cameras and microphones. Have his parents thought about contacting St. Joe's Collegiate Institute and getting a refund on the tuition they paid? The word articulate is not the first word that comes to mind when I hear him butcher the English language on a regular basis. By the way, where did the victory celebration take place? The Old Country Buffet? We all know you don't sign your name because you know I would mercilessly expose whose ass you bend over and kiss on a regular basis. Maybe one of these years, you'll think high enough of yourself to do so.