A 26-year-old strip club patron blames two nerds for robbing him of $400.
The victim told police "two nerdy looking guys" hit him on the head at 3 a.m. at Club Paradise, 5255 English Ave.
The victim said the men took $400 cash out of his pockets, according to an Indianapolis Metropolitan police report.
Indianapolis police confiscated a pocket protector and a set of Dungeons and Dragons dice inadvertently left at the scene. They have two suspects in mind, but have not yet released their names to the public...
"Where are they?"
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