Friday, September 18, 2009

Bishop Timon Donor Unveiled

The local media won't leave me alone. They have been calling me all day and camping out in front of my house. As soon as the story about an anonymous donor giving Bishop Timon HS a $500,000.00 gift became public, they made me the obvious suspect. When told the donation was anonymous, Senator Bill Stachowski said, "I don't see what the big deal is, as long as everyone agreed to it. What's the problem?" Then one of his aides pointed out to him the difference between anonymous and unanimous.

Since they are about to make it public, I'd like to come clean to the readers of this blog and admit that it was I in fact who made the donation. Bishop Timon is a great school that has provided quality catholic education to thousands of S. Buffalo young men. More importantly, it will provide a firm educational base for the future young men of the Kane, Comerford, Keane, and Finnegan families before they are handed high paying no-show government jobs immediately after their graduation.
$500,000 donation is Timon-St. Jude’s largest*


  1. Hey, why don't you post anonymous blogs that criticize you? That doesnt seem balanced.

  2. Hey, if you want to slander me, why don't you post your name? Look, I'd rather write nonpolitical stuff. Your friends have decided that my work for the past 19 years doesn't mean anything. That's fine. I have no problem with that. None of your friends have done anything for 19 years straight that even comes close to what we've accomplished in the community. If that's the amount of respect they want to give me, that's an open invitation to compete. And as I said before, they should pack a lunch.