Sunday, September 6, 2009

Mayor Urkel Helps Stokes Avoid Being Arrested

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Looks like Leonard Stokes (you remember him, he was the incompetent fool given 950 million of your tax dollars to start a downtown restaurant) was caught using a handicapped parking permit. Apparently about 600 of these permits were known to have been stolen from City Hall. A former professional athlete, Stokes was too lazy to find a legitimate parking spot on his own. Instead of being arrested, he was taken to the mayor's office (Isn't that where all accused criminals are taken?) where mayor Brown purchased several tickets to the policeman's ball and no charges were filed. In a shocking development, Brown has no recollection of the event.

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Brown reportedly intervened with police to assist Stokes*

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