Thursday, February 18, 2010

Misery loves Buffalo

Forbes Magazine has Buffalo listed as the 8th most miserable city in America. At least we're not Cleveland, Ohio. They ranked number one. They obviously didn't talk to any members of the privileged South Buffalo families. They certainly aren't miserable.

You just turned 22? Here's a no-show job. We don't need to see your resume'. All we need is your last name. Qualifications? What are those? They're overrated, anyway. So what if all the more qualified young people are forced to move to less miserable cities. You're grandfather was a political prostitute and your grandkids will be too. Go ahead and marry your cousin, too. Why let human genetics get in the way of anything?

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