Whatever happened to ringing someone's doorbell and running away or simply having pizzas delivered to their house? Phillip Conran,A 42 year old unemployed cook in Connecticut, posted an explicit ad on Craigslist pretending to be a female neighbor with whom he had been feuding. He put up a cropped topless photo and called it Looking for Lust. At least six guys showed up to her house and several others circled the block. Police raided the suspect's house and found six gerbils and a life sized cutout of David Hasselhoff. (I made that part up).
Chef Boyardee will now be looking for lust in the Connecticut State prison system: