I don't know why they're being so hard on this poor bastard. Everyone needs to make a living. He's clearly very religious, as he worships at Catholic, Baptist, and Protestant churches. In fact, he worships wherever petty cash and lax security coincide. This was probably my favorite part of the article...
John Bish is responsible for a several church burglaries in Buffalo, according to area police, and is suspected of similar thefts in Amherst, Hamburg, West Seneca and Jamestown over the past 18 months.
Though Bish’s DNA was found on a bottle of altar wine he allegedly drank, the case was dropped late last year.
In the words of a famous former South Buffalo resident, "Can't a man relax?"
Suspect in church burglaries an enigma