Saturday, December 10, 2011

Wack pack's NFL picks: week 14

We're into the second week of December football in the NFL. The Bills are struggling with injuries and a lack of depth on the roster. The only team I care to watch is Green Bay. Who would have thought that Indianapolis would be winless 14 weeks into the season?

Buddy the Book

Buddy the Book called the Ninja a baby this week. He says he couldn't catch a cold and will remain on "the freeze" as far as he is concerned. "The Ninja is way in the back of my freezer next to the squash and the zucchini", Buddy said this week outside his East Amherst home. This week, Buddy likes Kansas City, Green Bay, Cincinnati, Washington, and Chicago. Last week, he was 3-2-0.

The OTB Boys (The Rooster and MacGavis)

It can never be said that the OTB boys shy away from a tough game and this week is no exception. They are taking the Bills, the Giants, and Cincinnati plus the points. Some prognosticators have their 5 or 10 star play or their play of the year. MacGavis has his Bucket of wings play of the year. He says you can take it to the bank. It's Tennessee plus the points over the New Orleans Saints. A bucket of wings will be ordered at 2PM from Big Fat Paulies on South Park Avenue. It will be devoured by 3:45PM. By the time MacGavis is done digesting the entire bucket, he says the Titans will have won this game outright. So, "remember the Titans."

Finally, the OTB boys are predicting the Monday night thriller between St. Louis and Seattle will be the most depressing Monday night game since Howard Cosell announced John Lennon's death on the air. They also say it will be more boring than "Ray having sex." I have no idea, nor do I want to know what that means.


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