Sunday, June 12, 2011

McCuster's last stand in Lackawanna

My sources in Lackawanna tell me the best choice for mayor is Irish Pat McCuster. Current mayor Norm Polanski cannot run again due to term limits.

From what I'm hearing, McCuster's opponent, Fran Warthling, actually lives in Hamburg. Apparently, he owns a lot of rental properties in Lackawanna and is registering out of towners to vote in the election. This is what I'm told. Warthless held a fundraiser for Tim "Hortons" Kennedy on October 26 at Curly's Restaurant. Fitting that they would hold it there, since Kennedy is a dead ringer for...Never mind...

Everyone knows Curly's is overpriced and their food is not all it's cracked up to be. To be honest with you, I'd rather drive half a mile up South Park to the Wayside and eat food twice as good for half the price. But getting back to Warthling. He lives in Hamburg and supports members of the status quo. Everyone in South Buffalo knows Kennedy is about as smart as a box of rocks. This shouldn't be news to anyone. Once you make the decision to leave town and support bozos like Hortons, you shouldn't come back and try to run for office. The people are onto you Warthless...


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