Sunday, August 23, 2009

Wackjob Student Living in Woods at UB

This was the only interesting story I saw in today's paper. A 21 year old UB student is living in the woods behind campus to avoid paying dorm fees. Shockingly, he's a philosophy major. Now, when he graduates he can count on being homeless as well as jobless. He better watch out. I hear Governor Patterson might be proposing a "cabin tax" soon.

Come on, Bro! Why don't you just apply for student loans like everyone else? I can't blame the guy if he doesn't, though. Frostbite and wild animals can't be any worse than the harrassing phone calls you get from student loan officers these days.
Roughing it on campus*

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