It's just one of those opinionated days...
-State Senator Tim "Hortons" Kennedy is doing such a terrific job "changing Albany." The people that voted for this dufus should continue to expect more of the same. He'll do whatever Brian Higgins tells him to while wiping the glaze from his donuts off of his shirt. Tim, since many people are hearing about how you're spending your days in Albany, you might want to mix a public speaking course into your busy schedule.
-Speaking of neighborhood political hacks: One of the Finnegans apparently doesn't like the fact that I think his brother should actually have to do something to get $20,000 in government money from Congressman Higgins. He said something to Councilman Kearns about my blog (as if Kearns has anything to do with my blog). Why would Finnagan complain to him? I have nothing to do with Mickey Kearns. I don't work for him or answer to him. I'm not even a member in good standing with the Irish Mafia.
I just think, if you're already on two public sector payrolls, you should probably have to do actual work to get on a third. He must be ashamed with the fact that I'm making others aware of this atrocity. When I know someone is p'd off at my work, that's a sure way for them to etch a permanent spot on my wall of shame. (See the 100 most beautiful people at the side of this page). The uneducated, entitled and their never ending greed...
-Speaking of Congressman "High Pants"....
I ran into Mrs. High Pants at one of the schools I worked at last week and she walked right by me (twice) without even acknowledging my brilliance. That's a sure way to make it into the infamy that is my blog. I still think she's a nice person, but everyone needs to show respect and pay homage to the neighborhood blogger.
-Call Guinness. I think Buffalo School Board member Lou "Pinocchio"Petrucci might have gone an entire week without telling an outright whopper or making a gross exaggeration. Is there something wrong with the earth's gravitational pull?
-I noticed that the Hillary Foundation awarded the ethically challenged Ray McGurn and the McKinley Circle Lady as their citizens of the year. They must be reaching down to the bottom of the barrel these days. One's a known liar and the other belongs in a freaking psych ward.
-Speaking of the McKinley Circle Lady. True story: One of my readers reports that she brought a tea kettle at a yard sale from her years ago. When she got home, after filling it with water to make the tea, she realized it had a leak at the bottom of it. The purchaser said to me, "What kind of person sells a tea kettle with a leak in it?" The answer is pretty clear.
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-State Senator Tim "Hortons" Kennedy is doing such a terrific job "changing Albany." The people that voted for this dufus should continue to expect more of the same. He'll do whatever Brian Higgins tells him to while wiping the glaze from his donuts off of his shirt. Tim, since many people are hearing about how you're spending your days in Albany, you might want to mix a public speaking course into your busy schedule.
-Speaking of neighborhood political hacks: One of the Finnegans apparently doesn't like the fact that I think his brother should actually have to do something to get $20,000 in government money from Congressman Higgins. He said something to Councilman Kearns about my blog (as if Kearns has anything to do with my blog). Why would Finnagan complain to him? I have nothing to do with Mickey Kearns. I don't work for him or answer to him. I'm not even a member in good standing with the Irish Mafia.
I just think, if you're already on two public sector payrolls, you should probably have to do actual work to get on a third. He must be ashamed with the fact that I'm making others aware of this atrocity. When I know someone is p'd off at my work, that's a sure way for them to etch a permanent spot on my wall of shame. (See the 100 most beautiful people at the side of this page). The uneducated, entitled and their never ending greed...
-Speaking of Congressman "High Pants"....
I ran into Mrs. High Pants at one of the schools I worked at last week and she walked right by me (twice) without even acknowledging my brilliance. That's a sure way to make it into the infamy that is my blog. I still think she's a nice person, but everyone needs to show respect and pay homage to the neighborhood blogger.
-Call Guinness. I think Buffalo School Board member Lou "Pinocchio"Petrucci might have gone an entire week without telling an outright whopper or making a gross exaggeration. Is there something wrong with the earth's gravitational pull?
-I noticed that the Hillary Foundation awarded the ethically challenged Ray McGurn and the McKinley Circle Lady as their citizens of the year. They must be reaching down to the bottom of the barrel these days. One's a known liar and the other belongs in a freaking psych ward.
-Speaking of the McKinley Circle Lady. True story: One of my readers reports that she brought a tea kettle at a yard sale from her years ago. When she got home, after filling it with water to make the tea, she realized it had a leak at the bottom of it. The purchaser said to me, "What kind of person sells a tea kettle with a leak in it?" The answer is pretty clear.
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"Tim, since many people are hearing about how you're spending your days (and nights) in Albany, you might want to mix in a public speaking class."
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No. I think you should ask the All-American Boy himself. Perhaps he would. You can reach him at (716)826-2683. Good luck getting in touch with him during work hours.
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