In Florida, we have the roller boogie gone bad. Some alleged pervert has been accused of knocking down little girls so he could "help" them up...
PALM BAY, Fla. -- A man was arrested Saturday night on suspicion of grabbing girls after knocking them down at a roller skating party in Palm Bay.
After several parents complained to Palm Bay police, officers went to the Skate Jam and arrested Delisle. Skate Jam is a free family event that is held on the third Saturday of every month from September to May."(They) put handcuffs on him, and the whole entire crowd, everybody at the Skate Jam, was clapping and applauding the police," Clausen said.
Can you imagine if this guy was just really a lousy skater, without any deviant intentions? How would you like to be him? One minute, you're trying to hold yourself up on the railing. The next, you're being taken away in handcuffs. It's hard to believe this happened in Florida, where the people are usually so normal. The skater with the happy hands did come up with one of the funniest excuses I've heard in a long time, though...
Delisle said the children ganged up on him and made the accusations because they were jealous of his skating skills.
Police: Man Knocked Kids Down At Roller Skating Party - Orlando News Story - WKMG Orlando
He was a boy, she was a girl
Can I make it anymore obvious?
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