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Thursday, April 21, 2011
One-legged wrestler
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crime stats 16-4/21


4/16/2011 60 Edson Larceny KNOWN Known susp EXBF did steal compl camera
4/16/2011 50 Houston Burglary UNK UNK person did damage door and did remove TV
4/16/2011 50 Mount Vernon Burglary KNOWN Known susp did enter compl home and did strike compl
4/16/2011 Heussy and Abbott Harassment KNOWN Known susp keeps harassing compl via phone
4/16/2011 900 Abbott Criminal Mischief UNK UNK person did kick door and damage
4/16/2011 300 Baraga Criminal Mischief KNOWN Known susp did damage compl vehicle
4/16/2011 50 Houston Burglary POSS KNOWN Poss known susp did break into home and remove TV
4/16/2011 700 Bailey Assault Peter Quinn Def did strike compl in face after def hit another parked car, and compl told def to stay at location
4/16/2011 30 Weyand Criminal Mischief UNK UNK person did shoot a bb gun pell. Through window
4/17/2011 40 Evanston Stolen Vehicle N/A Vehicle recovered for LACK PD
4/17/2011 200 Smith Burglary KNOWN Known susp did come into home intox and did strike compl
4/17/2011 300 Mystic Larceny UNK UNK person did remove compl duffle bag from front steps
4/17/2011 1900 South Park Larceny UNK UNK person did remove compl cell phone from the Family Dollar
4/17/2011 600 Fulton Assault Dylan Vanvolkenberg Def did strike compl and did choke
4/17/2011 190 Altruria Burglary KNOWN Known susp did enter compl home w/o permission and did harass compl
4/17/2011 300 Fulton Assault KNOWN Known susp(s) did drive up in veh and did smash compl and veh with baseball bats
4/17/2011 1800 Seneca Criminal Trespass and Harassment Cecil Hollingsworth Def did enter store and bother customers. When asked to leave he refused
4/17/2011 1200 Seneca Assault Joseph Krammer Def did strike compl
4/18/2011 100 O'Connell Criminal Mischief KNOWN Known susp did damage compl vehicle
4/18/2011 2000 South Park Assault and CPW Edgar Hill Def and compl were in a dispute about Mac Salad, when def did strike compl with pan
4/18/2011 200 Perry Larceny KNOWN Known susp did steal compl items that compl left at apt
4/18/2011 10 Abbott Harassment KNOWN Known susp did hit compl in wrist
4/18/2011 200 Weimar VOOP Joseph Mills Susp did VOOP
4/18/2011 30 Spann Criminal Mischief UNK UNK person did slash compl tires
4/18/2011 Casmir and Fredro Criminal Mischief UNK UNK person did slash tires on vehicle
4/19/2011 700 Seneca Burglary UNK UNK person did remove wood over window, and did take a ladders
4/19/2011 500 Seneca Stolen Car UNK Recovered Stolen Car from B District 1900 Seneca False Personation Brian Mann Def did give officers false name during investigation of larceny from store.
4/19/2011 200 Hamburg Assault Shelly Murphy Def arrested for punching and kicking compl (husband)
4/19/2011 50 Kenefick Harassment KNOWN Known person keeps calling compl on cell phone
4/19/2011 Sheffield and South Park V&T and Obstructing GA David Wilczewski Def was driving DWI, and refused officers test. While at HQ he did bang his head off wall several times
4/20/2011 1800 South Park Criminal Mischief Demetrius Barnes Def arrested on warrant
4/20/2011 30 Britt Larceny UNK UNK person did enter unlocked vehicle, and did take one GPS (2230-0730hrs)
4/20/2011 2100 South Park Larceny UNK UNK person did steal beer from NOCO
4/20/2011 100 Melrose Burglary POSS KNOWN Poss known person did remove three items from home.
4/20/2011 200 Reading Criminal Mischief UNK UNK person did slash compl tire
4/20/2011 90 Heussy Burglary POSS KNOWN Poss known person did remove items from compl apartment
4/20/2011 20 Good Burglary KNOWN Known susp did enter compl home w/o permission. Susp did then damage property
4/21/2011 500 Hopkins Burglary UNK UNK person did kick in compl door, damaging same, and was yelling that he was looking for someone the compl did not know.
4/21/2011 2300 Seneca Burglary UNK Unk person did kick in compl Bedroom door and did remove Xbox DVD and TV. ?
4/21/2011 500 Downing DWI Benjamin Bell Def did leave the scene of a car accident, and was found DWI
4/21/2011 100 Fulton Larceny KNOWN Known susp did take compl playstation w/o paying
4/21/2011 30 Downing Assault KNOWN Known susps did punch compl in head
4/21/2011 70 Indian Church Larceny vehicle UNK UNK person did enter compl vehicle and did remove his stereo (2300-0630hrs)
4/21/2011 20 Indian Church Larceny vehicle UNK UNK person did remove "Numerous" items from unlocked vehicle. Vehicle was unlocked.
4/21/2011 20 Orlando Larceny UNK UNK person did remove lic plate from vehicle
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Letters to the editor: downsizing

I agree with this letter writer from West Seneca about the need for Western New York to have significantly less politicians "representing" us...
Too many politicians for falling population
Reading The News coverage of the recent census figures has been frustrating in more ways than one. Not only have local leaders failed to stop Erie County’s population loss, they have failed while someone like Kevin Gaughan has been offering ways to reverse our decline. We’ve all become familiar with Gaughan’s research that shows Western New York has a bloated number of elected officials. His statistics would be eye-opening even if we were a growing area. But in the last decade, Erie County lost more people than any other county in New York State. Yet we still have an overload of politicians. Gaughan’s solution of streamlining local governments and the State Legislature is right. His downsizing successes have saved local taxpayers money, and if he can do the same thing with the Legislature, we’ll all benefit. There are areas all over America that face the same difficulties of climate and geography that we do. But they’re growing while we’re dying. The only difference is that those successful areas don’t bear the cost of multiple governments, and the large number of politicians that come with them. Karen Ryan West Seneca
When you hear these political types talking about the potential to lose "representation" it is laughable. In fact, the only people speaking out for more of these clowns are the clowns themselves, their staff members, and the respective family members. Why would they want to get rid of the golden goose? The rest of us aren't served by them at all.
Do you think people like Tim "Hortons" Kennedy or Tim "Einstein" Whalen significantly affect your life in any way, shape, or form? Believe me, you and I would do just fine without them. They bring less than nothing to the table. If it means getting rid of political hacks like these two, please, do us all a favor and give us less representation.
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Play at the plate
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Come on down
In case you live under a rock, April 20th is like Christmas for potheads. For all you stoners out there: here is a guy on the Price is Right bidding $4.20 for everything...
This day would not be complete without a clip from the greatest stoner of all time, Jeff Spicoli of Ridgemont High School...
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Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Optical illusion
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Best excuse ever

In Florida, we have the roller boogie gone bad. Some alleged pervert has been accused of knocking down little girls so he could "help" them up...
PALM BAY, Fla. -- A man was arrested Saturday night on suspicion of grabbing girls after knocking them down at a roller skating party in Palm Bay.
After several parents complained to Palm Bay police, officers went to the Skate Jam and arrested Delisle. Skate Jam is a free family event that is held on the third Saturday of every month from September to May."(They) put handcuffs on him, and the whole entire crowd, everybody at the Skate Jam, was clapping and applauding the police," Clausen said.
Can you imagine if this guy was just really a lousy skater, without any deviant intentions? How would you like to be him? One minute, you're trying to hold yourself up on the railing. The next, you're being taken away in handcuffs. It's hard to believe this happened in Florida, where the people are usually so normal. The skater with the happy hands did come up with one of the funniest excuses I've heard in a long time, though...
Delisle said the children ganged up on him and made the accusations because they were jealous of his skating skills.
Police: Man Knocked Kids Down At Roller Skating Party - Orlando News Story - WKMG Orlando
He was a boy, she was a girl
Can I make it anymore obvious?
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Women priests
Tradition is one thing. However, one needs only to go back and read the Bible to see how much Jesus of Nazareth entrusted to the women around him. I'm a devout Jehovah's Witness, so the Catholics can do whatever they want. I understand the importance of tradition within the church but I think allowing women to become priests would be a shot in the arm after the recent sex abuse scandals...
During this holy week, I'd like to give a shout out to Judas Iscariot. A name synonymous with trust...
One man caught on a barbed wire fence
One man he resists
One man washed on an empty beach
One man betrayed with a kiss
Monday, April 18, 2011
The empty suit
But come on! We're the 2nd poorest city in America. Those were 400 Western New Yorkers who lost real jobs at Quad Graphics in Depew yesterday. They'll all be leaving for the Carolina's tomorrow and you're talking about an orange free lobby in city hall. Are you serious? Show some real leadership for once in your life and do something, loser. You're tenure as mayor has been a downright embarrassing one so far...
Mayor Declares City Hall Lobby "No Orange Zone" | wgrz.com
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The dangers of blogging

The payday ended when Brian McGurk went back to court after spotting a blog where his ex-wife boasted of cutting a rug and dancing "everyday for three years."
"My belly dancing is the reason why I adore myself so much," Dorothy McGurk, 43, posted on the blog, including photos of herself grooving at the Chapel of Sacred Mirrors, a new age gallery in Chelsea.
"Today I decided to dedicate myself more to my dance," she wrote. "Even though I dance everyday, it's not enough. It won't be enough until I dance for you all, until you feel my euphoria.
"Today as I danced myself silly, I lifted my head and elongated my neck as I swirled around," she wrote in another post. "And then it happened, I got really, really high."
After reading her blog posts, the judge felt the ex Mrs. McGurk was too high. He decided her belly dancing career was over and it was time to return to work. Busted...
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