Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Get the hell out of my yard!
Some facts are beginning to come out regarding how Osama bin Laden remained hidden from his neighbors. According to CNN's Nic Robertson, bin Laden's goons would not retrieve the soccer balls kicked over his fence by neighborhood youths. Instead, they gave the kids cash. (That's a great way to blend in with others in the neighborhood????)
We had a guy like that in our neighborhood. Perhaps he was an al Quaeda terrorist. All these years, we just figured he was an angry old man, upset about his prostate problems...
Osama Bin Laden Took Little Kids' Soccer Balls