Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Paladino Gives Buffalo School Board an Education




Buffalo School Board Member Ralph Hernandez, also known as "tattoo".


Business developer Carl Paladino spoke at the latest Buffalo Board of Education meeting on Wednesday. He criticized the board's decision to block the charter schools from busing their students. He suggested the board create a boarding school for troubled youth.

Superintendent James Williams responded in an unprofessional manner by calling Paladino, a self made successful businessman, an ignorant SOB. This sounds like the pot calling the kettle black. I wonder what the Memphis school district would think if they heard such language? Williams then asked Paladino to return the $470,000 he earns from the Buffalo school system.

Giving money to the Buffalo schools would be like giving money to a heroin addict. These people don't care about "the children" as Williams spouts every time there is a camera in front of him. They would just use it to create more jobs for suburban residents like James Kane and Dave "Donuts" Thomas. It's politics as usual at these meetings as the board and Williams do nothing but pat themselves on the back. If you're ever suffering from insomnia, I suggest you watch one of these meetings on the government channel. To hear them talk, Williams and the board make it sound like the Buffalo schools are the model for all other school districts in our area to follow. They can't find anyone to sub in Buffalo because the schools are in such a state of disarray. Paladino is the only one telling it like it is. He speaks in regular plain English, a language that Williams and the arrogant school board members could never comprehend. They don't like to hear the truth because the board knows people might start holding them accountable for the sad state of the schools.

Sitting right next to Williams at these sham meetings is Ralph Hernandez. He got elected by talking about reform and was a frequent critic of Williams a few years back. The word on the street is that Williams bought him off by putting half of Hernandez' family on the payroll and supporting him for Board President. You hear this guy on the radio and he sounds like Joe Pesci. Then, you see him on TV next to Williams, and he looks like a mafia Don, all 5 ft. 3 of him. All the school board members have other full time jobs. Most are on some sort of government payroll and wouldn't know what it means to take a risk (like Carl Paladino did). Ralph Hernandez is the rare exception. Here's rare footage of Ralph Hernandez working at his full time job. My apologies to Herve' Villechaize:









Paladino blasts School Board for limiting charter school busing*

Captain Lou Albano- Dead at 76


Wrestling manager "Captain" Lou Albano died today at the age of 76. From New York City, Albano was the most hated man in wrestling for 15 years, according to the WWE's official website. Albano was the manager of the Wild Samoans as well as the Fabulous Moolah. Perhaps he is best known for starting a feud with pop star Cindy Lauper in the mid 1980s based on Albano's chauvinistic beliefs. Here is a clip which shows exactly when their feud began on Piper's Pit. Lauper was just starting to become popular. Albano knew her on her way up, even appearing in her breakout video Girls Just Want to Have Fun. He tries to capitalize on her new fame (Albano was the Steve Pigeon of professional wrestling). In this clip, amongst other things, he tries to take credit for writing the love song Time After Time. Albano, known for his Hawaiian shirts and his rubber band wrapped beard, makes his appearance at about 2:20. If you get a chance, it's worth waiting for. R.I.P. Captain Lou.

Wrestler, personality Captain Lou Albano dies at 76 - CNN.com*

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Walgreens





I went to Walgreens tonight. Very exciting. I know. You might hear about it on the local news later.

I remember going to Dunnes Pharmacy on Seneca St. growing up. It was always dirty and smelled like Vix and old people at bingo. It was usually pretty crowded and that was in an era before most of the population were on various anti-psychotic medications. Drug stores have really evolved. In fact, 90% of the products at Walgreens aren't even of the medical variety. I like the store because it's clean and open 24 hours. Also, it's not big like Tops or Wegmans. You can walk through the whole store in under 20 minutes. Rite Aid closes early and is often too dirty.

Shampoo and razors were on my shopping list tonight. However, there were interesting things for sale on almost every aisle. They have many fleece products. Fleece is an essential for Western NY winters. I was going to buy a fleece blanket but decided it was too costly. I also noticed those Snuggies. They're the fleecelike blankets you wear like a coat at home when you're on the couch. Why didn't you or I come up with that idea? The people in those infomercials look too strange for me to buy one, though. One of the Snuggies is even designed with leopard spots on it. That's just too bizarre on several different levels. Pass.

I then found a giant pillow for under five bucks. I had to get it since one of my pillows at home shrunk. There's nothing worse than a shrunken pillow except maybe stepping in a cold puddle and getting your wet feet. I did that downtown one day at work and was sick for two weeks. There also was a pop-open laundry hamper for only four bucks. I was going to buy two but settled on one. It's nice but a little small. It only fits three days worth of clothes. I probably should have bought two. Live and learn, I guess.

There was a cool neck brace in the old people's section next to the walkers. I almost bought it. My neck hurts from excessive laptop blogging. I had to pass, though. When I get paid next week, I might get it. If I get in some kind of car accident later, it will be nice to have one handy.

I stopped at the school supply section out of habit. I'm at school every day and never see compuses or protractors anymore. I was going to buy one just in case I have to draw a circle around one of my blog pictures. Money's tight these days, though. I chose to wait.

Probably, the coolest thing I saw was a hands free device that lets you talk on your phone and drive. You know, we're all so important that we can't wait until we finish our drive to talk on the phone. It works through your car radio and is essentially a glorified speaker phone. You actually have to go to a specific FM station for it to work. I think it was station 99.3 but I'm not sure. At $20, I decided to pass until after I get the neck brace. Does anyone remember when the only people that had portable phones were doctors? It makes you wonder what doctors have now that you and I won't have access to until 2040. Who would have thought that a simple trip to the drug store would lead to so many questions? It's time to go to bed.

Dave's a Killer

What can I say? It was a very slow news day and I'm in too good of a mood to bash local political figures today. Hope the Sabres sign a few guys like this.

"Dave's out.Whose going to take his place?"

"Is the answer Jesus? "

This is one great line from a funny movie. Slapshot is a must see for any hockey fan. The Hanson brothers are as American as apple pie.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Yes We Can



Congratulations to President Obama on winning the Nobel Peace Prize based on his 4 terrific weeks in office. One of our staff photographers was able to snap this photo of Obama accepting the prestigious award in what appears to be my kitchen.

Random Thoughts From the Ghetto-Volume 9



I look out my window and see the empty 40 oz beer bottles, hypodermic needles, crack pipes and abandoned shopping carts on my front lawn and I begin to think. The end results have become known as my random thoughts from the ghetto...

- One piece of clothing you can't really wear anywhere is a ski mask. It probably would make sense for them to be popular in Buffalo from December until the end of February. However, unless you're gliding down the side of a mountain somewhere, people are going to think you're committing some sort of crime. Too bad.


-Next Bills home game, expect to see a few fans sitting in the stands with the paper bags over their heads. That never goes out of style and is always funny. I think it might have started with "the unknown comic" from the old gong show. Speaking of which, I'd like to see them bring back that show.

-Another thing that's starting to get funny are the post game "interviews" with Bills 91 year old owner Ralph Wilson. He's 91 years old. Leave him alone. He always tries to respond to the question before he's quickly whisked away by one of his handlers. Last week I think I heard him say, "What do I care about football? I'm 91 years old. It hurts every time I pee."

-From what I saw of it, that was one of the most boring Bills games ever played yesterday. The most exciting part of the game was when they showed a commercial for erectile dysfunction.

-I can always tell whether it's going to be a good day or a bad day. When I leave the house and can smell the cereal from the General Mills plant, I know it's going to be a nice day. When I leave the house and smell the rotton stench from Sorrento Cheese, I feel like turning around and going back to bed.

-Did I miss something? When did people start coughing into their elbows? I think it would be funny if people started coughing into their knees. I'd start this trend but I don't think I can get my knees up to my mouth anymore. Actually, I can. But some things are better left to the younger set.

-A few weeks ago, I criticized composite sketch artists. One group of people I think are incredible are forensic artists. These are the people that take human skulls and project what the person might have looked like. Sometimes, they look at pictures of missing people and project what they are going to look like years later. They are often very close. What an amazing talent.

-From the talented to the talentless. What is Don Paul still doing on television? This guy is so annoying. I watch channel 4 news until I see him and I switch over to another channel. Please don't try to be funny, Don. You are really strange. First of all, you went to school to be a weatherman. You are right about the weather as much as Danny Neaverath was and at least he was funny. If anyone from channel 4 finds this blog, please listen to your viewers. Set him free.

-These were just some random thoughts from the ghetto. No real people were hurt during the writing of this diatribe. Thank you for reading my crap. Go forth and sin no more.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Superfan


Did you see this story in today's Buffalo News? Ken "Pinto Kenny" Johnson will have attended his 250th straight Bills game this afternoon. His streak started in 1994. He not only goes to the home games. He also attends the away games and drives to them also, if it is less than a 10 hour drive. Talk about someone that needs to have his head examined. Johnson drives his 1980 Ford Pinto, which has 186,000 miles on it, to every home game. He also uses the hood of his car to grill hamburgers and chicken wings before each game. He's been to every home game since 1984.

This is the difference between being a fan and being a headcase. A fan might buy season tickets. Johnson's bizarre devotion to the team borders on fanatical. It might be time to make that appointment with the therapist like you've been thinking about, Pinty.

Breaking News...
One of our reporters spoke to Pinto immediately after today's Bills 6-3 loss to the Browns. He said he was no longer a fan of football and instead would probably be going to a movie next Sunday.

International Update:Chavez Tries to Ban Golf



Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, dressed in his military outfit, called golfers "lazy", "bourgois", and said "there is no justification for a golf course within a city". The Caracas Country Club in Venezuela is comprised of the country's wealthiest families (just like the Caz golf course). This was Chavez' way of telling the people that he is one of them and not in cahoots with the country's rich snobs.

A sure way to tell whether a leader is crazy is when they put on the military suit. Very symbolic. Sometimes I think these guys just never got tired of playing with GI Joes when they were kids. This guy is hysterical. If an American leader talked like this, he'd be taken away by men in white suits.

I'm not a big fan of the sport but I don't begrudge people who play golf. I tried it once and just couldn't hit the damn ball. If I want to take a walk, I'll walk to the store. Anyway, to say golf is only played by wealthy snobs is a bit unfair of Chavez. Perhaps he forgot about the Cinderella story of a former assistant greenskeeper, now on his way to becoming a masters champion at Augusta...



http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/10/09/AR2009100904246.html?referrer=emailarticle

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Something Needs To Be Done




I was driving by the Southtowns YMCA the other night. What a beautiful building. The facilities inside are second to none. I thought it is a great place for people like you and I to go exercise. But then I started thinking about the elite S. Buffalo families. Regular readers of this blog know the 10 families I'm referring to. Where are they supposed to go? They shouldn't have to go anywhere near us. They are way too important. Can you imagine if they had to share the same pool water as us common folk? The Saturn Club and the BAC are ok but these people need something less public and more secluded. If we're lucky, after they build the health club, they might let one of us come in and change the chlorine in their olympic sized pool (after hours of course).

Then I got to thinking. What about the schools in this area? Nichols, Nardin, and Park are all decent places for the run of the mill upper class to get an education. However, our privileged friends need something better. Something along the lines of a New England boarding school, so their mongoloid half bred kids can be far enough away from us untouchables. I can't understand why they're all mongoloid either. I mean, aren't first and second cousins supposed to mate and have kids? They do it in Alabama all the time.

I hope someone reading this can help us solve this dilemma. These people need our help. Can you imagine what would happen if they had to do more things side by side with us? Oh, the humanity. We need more country clubs, boarding schools, and restricted clubs. Tifft Farms playfield should be converted into a polo grounds so the elitists can impress their friends and socialize properly. I would be perfectly willing to pick up after the horses. It would be such an honor. Anything for the S. Buffalo, education hating, elitist, lazy inbred, politically entitled snobs.

crime stats 9/28-10/4


Looks like KFC by Irish Center and Key Bank on Seneca St were robbed at gunpoint on this week. NOCO by McDonalds and Nicks were also robbed.

Monday Sept 28th

45 Troupe--UUV
312 Perry apt 6G--UUV/RUUV
155 Altruria--UUV
994 Exchange--crim mis--suspect listed did damage victims car.
195 Culver--Crim Mis--suspect listed.
2116 Seneca--harassment--suspect listed.
155 Bailey(NOCO)--harassment--warrant card issued.
78 Griswold--threats--partial suspect description listed.

Tuesday Sept 29th

170 Abbott rd(Kentucky Fried Chicken)--Robbery--1 unk male--6'4",200lbs,thin,powder blue shirt with eye holes,powder blue hoody inside out..blue jeans..handgun...1 W/F,5'5",190lbs,dark ski mask..knife, did force employee to open safe and did remove 3 HSBC bank bags then forced employees into cooler and fled.
159 Smith--Burglary--money,jewelery stolen.
82 Weaver--attempt Burglary---1 arrest---Sean Sutherland...Lilac st
89 Weaver--larceny--part on inspection sticker stolen.
565 Abbott--larceny--purse stolen from hospital.
Seneca/Babcock--larceny--suspect listed did steal cell phone from victim.
54 Mt Vernon--harassment--suspect listed.
65 Armin--crim mis--damage to vehicle--poss suspect ex-husband.
2426 S Park--crim mis--2 additional arrests from Reckless endangerment from 8-6-09.--2 juv arrests.
418 S Park--1 arrest00marihuana--Robert L Williams..Chicago st
198 Amber--Robbery--from 9-1-09--1 arrest--David Montalvo...Altruria st
193 Hancock--assault--1 arrest--Michael Harig..Hancock st.

Wednesday Sept 30th

13 Lester(garage)--Arson--1 arrest--Jason A Koepnick..Lester st
1909 S Park(Family Dollar)--shoplifter--1 arrest--Shannon Ames...Olcott st
308 Fulton--UUV
1619 S Park--Burglary--entry thru window--shotgun stolen.
108 Weiss--Burglary--sets of keys stolen--possible suspect listed.
150 S Side(South Park)--harassment--1 arrest--Tisha Williams...Domedion st
295 Bailey--crim mis/larceny from a acr--window broken--Radio,air tank ,jack stolen.
99 Orlando--phone threrats--suspect listed.
119 Trowbridge--Assault--1 arrest--Shaun Moore...Dover dr...West Seneca
456 Swan--Assault--victim slashed with a knife--suspect listed.
1615 S Park--crim mis--screen cut--door lock damaged.
155 Altriria--Assault--suspect listed.
81 Seminole--harassment--suspect listed.
2 Alsace--1 arrest--drugs--Joseph Galioto..Eugene ..Lack NY
605 Fulton--1 arrest--Crim Contempt of court order---James Frost

Thursday Oct 1st

115 Arbour Lane--larceny--mailbox taken off wall...mail stolen.
82 Weaver--Burglary--meds stolen from under bed.
426 Perry(Meter Room)--larceny--20' copper pipe stolen.
109 Peabody--RUUV--3 arrests--Shamika Dean...Ivey st,Rockie Jones..Ivey st,Albert Drake..Ivey st.
86 Kimmel--harassment--unk suspect
Seneca/Maywood--1 arrest--disorderly conduct--Daniel Wagner..Transit rd...Elma
Bailey/Seneca---crim mis--windshield smashed.
1860 Seneca--threats--warrant card issued.
27 Arbour Lane--Fraud--victim was issued 2 bad checks for $2,500 each.
2079 Seneca--crim mis--window broken with a rock.
183 Cable--harassment--suspect listed.
155 Altruria--Assault--1 arrest--Keith Ryan
34 Latona ct--1 arrest from Reckless Endangerment from 9-13-09...Cheryl Holy..Latona ct
897 S Division--2 arrests--Loitering for Prostitution--Nina McCabe...Bristol st,Kelly Sullivan...Metcalf st.
1877 Clinton--1 arrest--drugs---Diane Barnes

Friday Oct 2nd

419 Fulton--Burglary--forced rear door--WII game system,jewelry stolen.
159 Smith--larceny--Amp,speakers taken from apartment.
2157 Seneca St(Key Bank)--Robbery--B/M,30's,6'0",230 lbs,skull cap ,Navy military coat..suspect handed note,took unknown amount of cash, and fled North on Seneca in Maroon newer sedan with unknown driver.
44 Lester--UUV
128 Abbott--larceny--dog stolen..possible suspects live in 1500 block S Park.
Abbott/S Side--larceny from a car--cd player,keys,4 pair sunglasses stolen.
36 Weyand--harassment--phone threats by unk persons
195 Culver--crim mis--suspect listed.
32 Lester(lower)--assault--1 arrest--Joe Szafraniel Jr..
Foot of Smith--1 arrest--warrant---Zachary Heinrich...Greenwood...Bflo

Saturday Oct 3rd

S Park/Sheffield--larceny--camera stolen off bar
58 Como--larceny from car--pioneer stereo,800 Watt amp,speakers stolen.
430 S Side--larceny from a car--broken pass window...purse stolen.
A District--Sexual Offense report for 2 under aged children from Harvey Place--suspect listed.
197 S Legion--crim mis--screen cut/window broken--possible suspect listed.
716 Swan--crim mis--car window broken.
140 Sidway--2-Assaults--2 suspects listed.
193 Sheffield--Crim mis--suspect listed.
Hillary Park--Assault--suspect listed.
104 Fillmore--2 arrests--Nina McCabe..Bristol st...Disorderly conduct,open container.,thomas Kulik..Exchange st
94 Miami--harassment--1 arrest--Jose Serrano..Miami st
1846 Clinton st---traffic Stop--1 arrest--Drugs---Gregory Oesterle...South Lake st...Hamburg.

Sunday Oct 4th

819 McKinley--UUV
1408 S park--Burglary--door kicked in--(3) Gipson--Les Paul guitars stolen.
7 Zittel--Assault--suspect listed.
1986 S Park--Counterfeit Money/Larceny--1 arrest--Thomas Knabb...Parkview st.,,cashed fake $50.00 bill at Nicks.
433 Bailey--larceny--plumbing items stolen...suspect listed.
2326 Seneca--larceny from truck--power inverter stolen.
565 Abbott(Mercy Parking Ramp)--larceny from a car--Garmin GPS,IPOD Nano,hands free head set,cash stolen.1205 Seneca--Assault--warrant card issued.
1408 S park--crim mis--stiar damaged,cash stolen.
24 Hubbell--larceny from a car--speakers/Amp stolen...suspect listed.
128 Gilbert--Assault--suspect listed.
2167 Seneca--crim mis--unk W/F,keyed victims car.
43 Melvin Pl--1 arrest--warrant---Lawrence Melson...Rother ave
212 Abbott--Assault--1 arrest---James Stetzko...Abbott rd
111 Cushing--threats---possible suspect listed.
74 Dash--threats--suspect listed.
Cazenovia/Abbott--Crim mis--damage to door handle.