Mall Santas

Sometimes,there's nothing creepier than a mall santa...


Here, you have the child molester. Look at santa's right hand. No wonder the kid is crying.


Drunken, passed out in his own vomit Santa. This one's just gross...


Crystal meth Santa. Time for rehab...


The best part about this picture is the kid really seems to think he's in the presence of the real Santa. Maybe he is. Who am I to judge?


Here we have the peek sneaking perverted Santa.


Rough night yesterday?

The santa most likely to be a computer specialist during the week...


Finally, we have white trash Santa. He's dressed as Santa but that didn't stop this guy from having a beer in his right hand and a cigarette in his left, while talking to a four year old...

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Every Mall Santa Claus Has a Story

This guy looks stoned out of his mind.


Looking at this guy would make you want to convert to Judaism.

This girl is clearly freaked out by his sinister laugh.

Nothing says Christmas like a 105 lb., strung out Santa.

This santa looks like he got into a bar fight last night.

This guy seems to really be in touch with reality.

This isn't a Christmas picture. It's evidence. Look closely at Santa's left hand. I take it this mall doesn't conduct background security checks.

Santa and the tooth fairy are finally united.

These pics and many more can be found at sketchysantas.com. It is a funny site. I wish I would have come up with the idea.