Always Low Prices (And Low Class Shoppers)

Thank you to correspondent Jenn Shenk-Reiss for sending me this very important story. Another great website I wish I had come up with: We bring you the people of WalMart:

Nothing like going out in public dressed as a stripper.

Time for a nap.

Are you kidding me?

I think I met these two at a party once.

The laws of gravity in full effect.

Gross.

This is what happens when flannel meets polka dots.

Video games should be the last thing on this guy's mind.

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Every Mall Santa Claus Has a Story

This guy looks stoned out of his mind.


Looking at this guy would make you want to convert to Judaism.

This girl is clearly freaked out by his sinister laugh.

Nothing says Christmas like a 105 lb., strung out Santa.

This santa looks like he got into a bar fight last night.

This guy seems to really be in touch with reality.

This isn't a Christmas picture. It's evidence. Look closely at Santa's left hand. I take it this mall doesn't conduct background security checks.

Santa and the tooth fairy are finally united.

These pics and many more can be found at sketchysantas.com. It is a funny site. I wish I would have come up with the idea.