Showing posts with label Eric Massa. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Eric Massa. Show all posts

Friday, June 3, 2011

Life imitating last name


You couldn't make something this ridiculous up. A Congressman named Weiner allegedly sent out a picture of his weiner to a constituent in her early 20s. First, he said his computer was hacked. Now, he is refusing to deny that the picture is of his (insert crude word here).

"I didn't send the picture out," Weiner told MSNBC's Luke Russert in a televised interview.

"That's not a picture of you?"

"You know, I can't say with certitude. My system was hacked. Pictures can be manipulated. Pictures can be dropped in and inserted," Weiner replied.

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The best part of this story is how the congressman initially tried to play the whole thing off as another joke on his last name. Then, when asked to deny it was him in the picture, he refused. It says here, he sent out the picture himself, the sick weirdo. It kind of reminds me of a few months back when Congressman Eric Massa was accused of tickling his male staffers. At first, he tried to say they were all just wrestling on the floor, goofing around, and tickling each other. Then, people explained to him that most straight guys don't wrestle and tickle other guys with any sort of regularity on a normal work day. It was a nice try on his part, though. Let's not forget Larry Craig, the Senator from Idaho, who tried tapping on the foot of the guy next to him (who happened to be a cop) in the bathroom stall at the airport. He said he didn't mean anything suggestive by it. He said he just had a "wide stance." And yet we continuously elect these freaks to multiple terms.

This Weiner jackass needs to fess up and get off of the national stage, immediately. His is clearly the weiner in question. Now, if your last name was Weiner and you were a U.S. Congressman, wouldn't you avoid sending out dirty pictures of your weiner to 21 year olds? Perhaps he was looking for more national name recognition. This guy is a moron. I hope the bloggers and other journalists keep digging into this story more. Is that all these clowns in Washington do all day (send out pictures of their body parts to interns and transvestites)?

Rep. Anthony Weiner won’t deny lewd photo is of himself



Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Congressman Tickler

Come on. Give me a break! Does this look like the face of someone who spent his entire time in Washington trying to pick up his male staffers? Never mind. Sorry I asked.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Massa offers male staffers hands on experience


Congressman Eric Massa now says he groped a male staffer but it was not meant to be sexual (???). I don't know. He kind of has a Principal Rooney from Ferris Bueller's Day Off vibe going on in this picture. Here's what he told Glen Beck on Fox News: "Yeah, I did. Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he couldn't breathe and four guys jumped on top of me. It was my 50th birthday and it was: "kill the old guy.' "

We get it. It was just a silly birthday thing! Isn't that what all straight guys do on their birthday? My 38th birthday is coming up this month and I have no intention of spending it tickling other guys. In fact, if Massa is straight (as he claims), this behavior is even weirder than if he is gay (which he obviously is). Do we really need our representatives rolling around on the floor and tickling their male staffers? If it was any other profession, it would be considered unprofessional, not to mention bizarre. Blame the current political system for producing freaks like "Baby Joe" Massa. "I don't trust that Bueller kid as far as I could throw him."

Massa says he groped male staffer -- but it wasn't sexual : Home: The Buffalo News

Monday, March 8, 2010

Massa blames troubles on a vast left wing conspiracy

"Baby Joe" Massa opens up his press conference with "They got you in a vice grip", referring to his contention that the Democratic party used his "gayness" to blackmail him. Apparently, he was thinking about one of his dates last Saturday night. Nobody really cares that he is gay (except maybe his wife and two kids). If it's blackmail, the question I have is, why did he choose to resign?



Massa blames his troubles on Democratic conspiracy : Twitter - Buffalo News : The Buffalo News

Friday, March 5, 2010

Congressman Eric Massa: Don't ask, don't touch


Corning Congressman Eric "Baby Joe" Massa resigned from Congress today, citing recurrence of cancer as the reason for his resignation. Oh yeah, there also was the small matter of Massa making unwanted sexual advances to his male aides. This probably came as a mild surprise to his wife and two kids.
It's always sad when these guys get caught leading a double life and feel they have to make up some ridiculous lie. Remember the Congressman caught in an airport bathroom stall who said he wasn't there to pick up guys but merely had a "wide stance"? Massa hopes to use the break from Congress to spend more time with his family, as well as some of his"constituents" near at Ellicott Creek.

Massa, apparently inspired by the Village People, was a former Navy commander. He must have been one of the first benefactors of the don't ask, don't tell policy.
Massa will resign from Congress : Alerts : The Buffalo News