Escaped gorilla

A guerrilla escaped it's pen at the Buffalo Zoo today. The guerrilla roamed downtown Buffalo for 30 minutes, became bored, and insisted on going back to it's cage. Didn't you laugh the first time you heard Nicaraguan rebel soldiers described as guerrillas? Anyway, I'm glad they didn't have to shoot the primate. I don't like zoos. Wild animals are not meant to be in cages. Whenever someone tells me they're having a family reunion, I always ask them if they're having it at the zoo. Cue the classics...

We've got a gorilla for sale
Magilla Gorilla for sale.
Won't you buy him,
Take him home and try him,
Gorilla for sale.

Don't you want a little gorilla you can call your own,
A gorilla who'll be with ya when you're all alone?



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