Thursday, November 10, 2011

Public service announcement

In observance of Veteran's Day, Pandora's Boxxx on Seneca Street will be honoring our veterans tomorrow by offering half price pornos and blow up dolls to all qualifying service men and women.

A valid military I.D. is required to receive this special offer, which does not include ball gags or "electrical items". Don't forget to say hello to your kids' weird music teacher from down the street and remember to shop in your neighborhood.


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