Showing posts with label UB. Show all posts
Showing posts with label UB. Show all posts

Saturday, August 14, 2010

New picture of UB gunman suspect...

The University of Buffalo uncovered surveillance footage yesterday of a man they say could have been the mysterious gunman reportedly seen walking into a library last semester. Previously, there were no reported images of him published. If you see this man buying overpriced food at the Commons or taking a cab to get from his parking spot to class, please contact campus police immediately. (If they're not too busy writing hundreds of parking tickets, they might respond...




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Sunday, May 16, 2010

UB raises tuition to pay for lobbyists


Tuition is rising at UB again. Can you blame them? They need more of your kids' money to pay for all the lobbyists they employ.

ALBANY — New York’s public colleges are spending nearly $1 million this year to retain well-connected lobbyists that push policies — including tuition hikes — and tap into whatever state money is available at the Capitol. And the University at Buffalo leads the pack, employing three different lobbying firms.
“I guess some schools have added a new degree: magna cum lobby,” said Blair Horner, a lobbyist with the New York Public Interest Research Group.


Lobbyists are the scourge of the earth. Tony Masiello, Jack Quinn, and Joel Giambra: all former or current lobbyists. Need I say more? They should all be rounded up and egged mercilessly.

UB leads in lobbyist spending : Northern Suburbs : The Buffalo News


It's time to put UB on double secret probation...

Friday, May 7, 2010

Falcons at UB


I definitely recommend checking out this link of the falcon webcam installed on one of UB's towers. Click on this link and then click on live streaming video. Your kids will love this site:

http://www.buffalo.edu/webcam/falconcam2.html

Falcons soar in soap opera at UB : Home: The Buffalo News

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

No gunman found at UB

A surveillance camera allegedly caught someone trying to enter UB's Lockwood Library with a gun this afternoon. Officials said they checked every room and found nothing. Campus police are being tight lipped about the incident but my sources have obtained this picture of somebody they are labeling as a "person of interest"...




Sunday, January 17, 2010

UB Should Move Law School Downtown


In what I think is a good idea, Congressman Brian Higgins Saturday called on the University of Buffalo to move their law school into the now vacant Statler Towers. Higgins says. "The present availibility of the Statler as a result of bankruptcy proceedings presents the state and the university with a serendipitous opportunity." Serendipitous. That's a big word. Higgins must have learned it at Harvard when they were giving him that fake degree.

UB spokesman John DellaContrada said they had looked very seriously into acquiring the Statler but it didn't fit into the university's "comprehensive physical plan." The university's comprehensive physical plan DellaContrada is talking about is the one where the university would be physically as far away from downtown Buffalo as humanly possible.

When asked to comment on Higgin's idea, County Legislator Tim Kennedy's response could not be recorded, as he had a very large cupcake in his mouth and one in each of his hands.

Put UB’s law school in the Statler : City & Region : The Buffalo News