The Last Supper

Bill "Squirrel" Joyce and Mike "Perez" Pascall met at squirrel's restaurant this week to discuss the rules for their weight loss challenge. Pictured here is actual video of them discussing the terms of the contest. Squirrel does his best Mickey Rourke imitation as Perez makes short work of Chilli's delicious ribs:


The two agreed to meet for the weigh-in shortly thereafter. A gentlemen's agreement ensued:

Since then, a lot has changed. Not once, but twice, Pascall has cancelled at the 11th hour, citing "work concerns." On the day in question, big Mike was seen entering Chicken-N-Pizza Works by none other than Herbie Gill. Both Pascall and Joyce have agreed to the 60 day, winner take all, weight loss challenge. But getting them in the same room to weigh in may prove to be the biggest challenge of all.

South Buffalo native among those mentioned for Liutenant Governor

Our sources at the Ellicott Square Building report that one of Carl Paladino's longtime associates, H. Michael Pascall, is on his short list for Lieutenant Governor. Pascall, pictured here on the left, would not confirm nor deny the report but it has been confirmed by two high ranking members of Paladino's inner circle. When reached by phone Pascall said, "I am honored to be mentioned for the position of Lieutenant Governor. Right now, I am concentrating on performing my current job to the best of my abilities. I would definitely entertain any offers to serve in Carl's administration but first, I'd have to ask God for guidance and consult with my family. Any speculation at this time would be presumptuous at best."

Pascall is a 2008 graduate of the John F. Kennedy School of Government at Harvard University. He was also the winner of the prestigious Peabody Award for excellence in 2002.

‘Paladino for the People’ ready for liftoff : City & Region : The Buffalo News

Pascall Completes 5K Walk With Help From Bambi

Congratulations to Mike Pascall for completing his first 5K (3.1 miles) walk today. Mike walked in the Medaille College Reindeer 5K race to benefit the Main St school's athletics program. The race went up Main St. to East Delevan through Forrest Lawn Cemetery before wrapping up on Main St. Pascall overcame a bad sinus ailment, knee problems, and restless leg syndrome (ok I made the third one up) to complete the course in just under 59:10. He surprised many of his closest friends by finishing the course.

Pascall joked that the toughest part of the walk was walking by two guys digging an open grave in the cemetery at around the two mile mark. One of our staff photographers snapped this photo of a six point buck that walked right in front of Pascall just before the three mile mark apparently to cheer him on.(Please click on the photo for a much better view.) The deer was about 20 yards from Main St in the heart of the city. Pascall said his next goal is to shed some weight and reduce his time for his next walk. If he stays on his current track, he will meet this goal with no problems. During this race, everyone was in front of Pascall. But regarding the bigger picture, everyone's behind him.