Friday, December 7, 2012

World's oldest person croaks

116 year old Bessie Cooper of Georgia died yesterday. She had been the oldest living person in the world.  That title now belongs to 115 year old Dina Manfredini of Italy. Cooper was best known for attending her high school prom accompanied by Bills owner Ralph Wilson.

When reached by phone with the news, Manfredini said, "thank God that bitch is finally gone. I thought she was going to live forever. Now, it's me time!" When asked her secret to living a long life, she said, "I walk two miles every morning and smoke 8 grams of crack each night."

Meet The New Oldest Lady 

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