I was going through the $5 CD bin at Walmart the other night when I happened to stumble across Emmanual Lewis' corpse.
Actually, how is it he's still alive? He was 25 when this photo was taken. Everyone said he wouldn't make it to 30. He's actually 41 now.
Remember, when Mr. T. confronted him about this incident? He said something like, "You're a grown man! What are you doing letting Michael Jackson carry you around like a little baby?" Probably the only sensible thing Clubber Lang ever said.