Tuesday, August 7, 2012

The 2024 Buffalo Olympic Games

Mayor Byron Brown said today he is open to the idea of hosting the 2024 summer Olympics with the city of Toronto. I think it's a great idea. We can put Byron, Jr. in charge of passing out the gold medals. (He won't steal them or anything.)

State Assemblyman Mickey Kearns is not so optimistic. He's calling for a major 13 year STUDY on the topic. I, for one, think it's a great idea. Lynn DeJac can light the Olympic flame and the athletes can spend their free time shopping at all the Dollar General stores in the area. Don't forget about our close proximity to Niagara Falls. After spending two weeks in Buffalo, the athletes are going to need a good place to commit suicide.

Obviously, the opening ceremonies would have to be held at "Baby Slow" Mesi Stadium, Kearns' fictitious athletic complex next to Sorrento Cheese...
Brown open to co-hosting Olympics with Toronto

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