Looks like Anderson Cooper won't be coming to Buffalo for Dyngus Day events. He reportedly has a "scheduling conflict." In other words, he's scheduled to not want to come to Buffalo. Organizers should just leave him alone. He obviously wants no part of being here. I can just imagine his private mumblings to his Manhattan cohorts.
It's time for the organizers to realize he's not interested and start contacting celebrities within their league (ie. Joe Messi, Terry Buchwald, and Don Postles)