Out of Africa

A man is swimming in a backyard pool in Africa (I didn't know they had backyards in Africa), and a wild elephant stops by for a drink. He must not have liked the taste of chlorine as he didn't stick around too long...

What will they think of next?

 
An elephant in North Carolina with vision problems is being fitted with a set of king sized contact lenses. While I think it's a great idea, I'd like to know whose going to teach him how to put them in each morning?...
King-Size Contact Lenses Considered For Elephant With Eye Trouble