Knock knock! Who's there?

Whatever happened to ringing someone's doorbell and running away or simply having pizzas delivered to their house? Phillip Conran,A 42 year old unemployed cook in Connecticut, posted an explicit ad on Craigslist pretending to be a female neighbor with whom he had been feuding. He put up a cropped topless photo and called it Looking for Lust. At least six guys showed up to her house and several others circled the block. Police raided the suspect's house and found six gerbils and a life sized cutout of David Hasselhoff. (I made that part up).

Chef Boyardee will now be looking for lust in the Connecticut State prison system:

Craigslist part II

Holy roller agrees to buy a computer off Craigslist. Meets seller at WalMart parking lot in Lockport. The guy points a gun to his head and demands $1,000.00. A few other people in the parking lot see them wrestling and beat up the 103lb. suspect, who happens to bear a strange resemblance to Alfred E. Newman.

On the bright side, he says his new computer is working really well and he is going to give the seller a high rating, except in the area of customer service...

Man tries to sell two kids on Craigslist

Brockport guy says his ad was just a joke. Good one. Ranks right up there with yelling fire in a crowded theatre. I don't know what happened. It was a great joke. Unfortunately, the people from Child Protective Services didn't find it as amusing...