Senator Stachowski Uncomfortably Poses With Kids He Would Never Live Next Door To

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State Senator William Stachowski appears to be getting quite desperate. After 29 years of doing nothing but collect a huge paycheck, he now realizes people are starting to ask questions of him. Local developer and civic activist Carl Paladino has publicly called for his resignation. Stachowski is a coward amongst cowards. He will wait until the higher ups tell him what to do. Just like he has for the past 29 years. Widely regarded as being borderline disabled, Stachowski somehow manages to keep getting reelected.